77: The Audacity of Soap

I am reasonably sure that our patron saint, Dr. Bronner, would never hurt a single human person, at least not on purpose. So uhhh…what’s he trying to pull with this? Is this a trick? Is it a fever dream?

Nope! Mr. Long Labels has indeed disrupted chocolate. In an attempt to carve out another niche of sustainability and ethical sourcing, Dr. Bronner’s is, in fact, selling chocolate bars now. Move over Willy Wonka, the Sultan of Soap is squeaking by as the new Candyman.

In other news, I have a head cold and those still exist, so keep washing your hands and doing other things to keep your house from accumulating a bunch of crud.

Oh, and do you know Libman? Or, more importantly, can you come up with a joke about Lib-Man? Because I’ve been stuck. But anyway, no, Andrew’s broom is not one of these nice ones, but maybe that’s what he needs?

Listen here to decide:

Finally, we get into Death Cleaning some more — and how people in both life and death can be courteous and tidy.

Got spooky cleaning stories? A horrible mess? A phantom stain? Call the Spotline. We want to hear it.