62: Oh, de Toilet

Are you doing a little spring cleaning? Take moment to appreciate the fact that you’re probably just vacuuming and dusting the baseboards and not, you know, gutting your entire house to rid it of a season’s worth of soot and kerosene stains.

In other news, on today’s pod, we hear TWO ABSOLUTE HORRORS from the water closet. One involves a shower and one involves a toilet and they’re both terrible.

Oh, and Andrew tried something on his floors and it only seemed to succeed in turning him into a jaunty Professor/Adventurer/Archeologist with a little brush on the floor. I’m positive that our fumbling about talcum powder will enrage at least a couple of listeners! But here you go to listen:

Plus, we learned about a radiator that is improbably built IN BETWEEN TWO WALLS. How would you clean this, Scrub Jockeys? Seriously, how? Call us. 508-HOW-WASH.