92: Dust Becomes Her

Pineapple on pizza? Over. Washing your legs? Forget it. Shoes on or off in the house? No one cases. We’ve discovered a division that has been secretly tearing families apart.

Do you disconnect the measuring spoons?

I’ll be honest — I thought this was a none-issue. BOY WAS I WRONG. Apparently there are some people — a lot of people! Normal-looking people! People you might even host a podcast with! — who separate the spoons, forcing them to fend for themselves, all alone, in the drawer with the meat thermometer and the potato peeler.

So that’s one thing we talked about. Listen here:

We also discusses the fact that if you clean a toilet properly, you shouldn’t need to also clean the toilet brush, and that sometimes you don’t need to go above and beyond the cleaning call of duty.

PLUS! You’ll get to hear Andrew’s UNBRIDLED JOY over….becoming his dad, if we’re being honest. Oh, and we got a TikTok. So like, do with that what you will.