124: Ice Guys Finish Last

Imagine my shock, y’all, as I looked around my newly-entered basement storage room, picturing all the ways we could organize our camping gear and old dog crates. Imagine my face when I took a deep breath, excited about the possibilities - and then looked behind the door to see this ghost. This ghoul. This goblin.

I’ve been the owner of this string mop for years and had no idea. Look how stringy. Look how scraggly. Look how BACTERIAL.

I’ll figure out what to do with it. In the meantime, Andrew will keep finding plot holes in beloved, important, gorgeous movies. What did he uncover this time? You’ll have to listen:

In other news, please don’t drink borax. Please. I mean it. And also don’t drink bleach. Don’t drink cleaning products!!! They are for pleasures outside of the body!