30: You're A Clean One, Mr. Grinch

The holidays are upon us, which means it’s time to talk about how in the hell we’re going to clean up after them. Like, how do you wash stemware? And where do you put all of those little baubles between uses?

Maybe you can be the like the Grinch and just do the ol’ Swiss roll?

Here’s what Martha Stewart, Patron Saint of Clever Little Ways To Clean And Also Make Your Life Slightly More Complicated, has to say.

Listen here (or on iTunes or wherever):

You can also follow along with our slightly-adapted version of Rated C for Clean wherein we just rated cleaning tips from our new Best Friends, the American Cleaning Institute.

And here’s Listener Alie’s NEXT LEVEL GROCERY RUBRIC. Would you use it? What would you add?

Related: WE’RE ON INSTAGRAM! So if you want to post a photo of your grocery list you can! And you can tag us in it!

Happy holidays (or whatever), Scrub Jockeys! We’ll see you in the new year with more stuff that we can’t believe people listen to. As always, you can hit us on the Spotline (508-HOW-WASH) or follow us on Twitter. Take care of yourselves and your spaces and we’ll see you in 2020!