156: Scour Thoughts

First, let me clarify: The square Scrub Daddy’s government name is the Scour Daddy. Which, if I’m honest, sounds like the name of a very specific kink wherein a large man comes over and sensually cleans your house, except that is already in existence and it’s called the overly eroticized Mr. Clean commercials.

ANYWAY. The Scour Daddy is treating me very well. In addition to handling The Enchilada Incident like an absolute pro, it’s also done a bang-up job on many messes around the house and seems to GET cleaned a lot more thoroughly than regular sponges, so I’m officially a Scrub Lady or something.

In other news, why did we talk about Honey I Blew Up the Kid so much? It’s hard to say. What’s not hard to say is that I recall that movie being a total banger.

I mean who can forget (me, I can forget, because I did forget until the exact moment that I sat down to make this webpage) the fact that the sister (who went away to college I guess?) was replaced by a babysitter (or something?) who was played by KERI RUSSEL?????

What a weird time in cinema, when children were fully replaceable with other children and we were all just like yeah, sure, whatever.

Speaking of entertainment — and actually on topic — has anyone been watching “What We Do In The Shadows” this season? Because there are some pretty excellent “cleaning” seasons with Janitor Jandy and I am very into it.

I’m pretty sure Brillo pads and steel wool remain a sensory nightmare BUT I think we might really be onto something with the double-sided soap. Andrew’s smashing of bars together like some kind of a hamburger smusher might have unlocked the idea that gets US onto Shark Tank!

Just kidding, we’re way too lazy. Come on now.