Spotless is a podcast about cleaning

Andrew is impressed with a new kitchen-cleaning gadget, but he and Hanna try to make it a little less sexist. Meanwhile, the Scrub Jockeys offer some critical insights into the Great Pink Slime Mystery, Andrew's ice dream turns into an ice nightmare, and Hanna tries to help a listener make a bidet more okay with the help of a....poop brush? Oh dear. 

What is that pink slime in my sink? And how can I get rid of it?

Hanna and Andrew try to help the Scrub Jockeys reach Cleaning Nirvana with a little help from their local libraries. Plus, we hear a washing machine horror story with a happy ending, and  Hanna's sister weighs-in on the Mystery Of The Weird Mr. Clean Spray Bottle. 

Have you ever been burned by your favorite stain-remover? OxiClean ruined a listener’s clothes and now she wants to know why. Plus: How do you get pollen out of your shirt? Did you even know that was a problem?

What do you do when there are no more cleaning products left in the grocery store, except one weird-ass bottle of something you've never seen before? Well, you buy it, and then you call the SpotLine for help!

It’s our time, Scrub Jockeys! It’s time to put everything you’ve ever learned to work. Just kidding, mostly we talk about how gross bathroom carpeting is.

What’s the best way to get mold out of your AC unit? And how do you clean a dryer vent? And what exactly is “towel stripping” and how do you do it?

How do you clean soot off of a hearth? Is there a better way to clean behind the sink? Big questions today!

Time to clean? Better break out the BEST LIL TOOL IN THE WHOLE DANG STORE.

Andrew encountered a very disturbing sight in a workplace kitchen last week (when he wasn't staining hotel towels beyond recognition). Meanwhile, Hanna has some questions about Formula 409, a listener has some creative solutions for cleaning period underwear, and the Big Chill offers some insights into 1980's cleaning techniques.   

Hanna and Andrew review some holiday cleaning (and ornament storage) tips. Plus, the Scrub Jockeys share their own impressive grocery list strategies. And a special guest drops by....from the living room.

Should you do the dishes at someone else’s house? Who cleans up when you have a holiday meal? And how did Andrew’s Dad, Bob Walsh, know to send a great tip our way?

Andrew wants you to know that this isn’t an affectation: He really does do this with his grocery lists. In other news, we have a fresh new tip about sour laundry/stinky clothes. Plus! Max called in with a hot hack that Andrew actually tried. Yes, we put in the work.

Have you ever found yourself in a bad funk? But like….you ARE the funk? Or rather, your clothes are? Let’s talk to a listener who’s having a laundry stink situation and see what can be done.

Are you a soap-directly-on-the-bod kind of gal? Maybe you’re a loofah gal? What’s a loofah, anyway? Today we’re back in the bathroom. Plus! Hanna’s Mom makes her most robust appearance yet.

Greasy screens, grimy keyboards—what’s the best way to keep your devices looking less dingy? Plus, some vindication for Hanna and a cherry-picked podcast-specific question that really lets Andrew shine.

Can you ever get the ghost of hundreds of butts out of a couch? What about just normal couch mess? And can a chore chart solve relationship troubs, or is this a deeper issue?