It’s our time, Scrub Jockeys! It’s time to put everything you’ve ever learned to work. Just kidding, mostly we talk about how gross bathroom carpeting is.
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What’s the best way to get mold out of your AC unit? And how do you clean a dryer vent? And what exactly is “towel stripping” and how do you do it?
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How do you clean soot off of a hearth? Is there a better way to clean behind the sink? Big questions today!
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Time to clean? Better break out the BEST LIL TOOL IN THE WHOLE DANG STORE.
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Andrew encountered a very disturbing sight in a workplace kitchen last week (when he wasn't staining hotel towels beyond recognition). Meanwhile, Hanna has some questions about Formula 409, a listener has some creative solutions for cleaning period underwear, and the Big Chill offers some insights into 1980's cleaning techniques.
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When in Europe, do laundry as the Europeans do! Plus, enzyme cleaners, a much sexier cleaning superhero, and Andrew’s soup shirt dilemma.
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Hanna and Andrew review some holiday cleaning (and ornament storage) tips. Plus, the Scrub Jockeys share their own impressive grocery list strategies. And a special guest drops by....from the living room.
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Should you do the dishes at someone else’s house? Who cleans up when you have a holiday meal? And how did Andrew’s Dad, Bob Walsh, know to send a great tip our way?
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Andrew wants you to know that this isn’t an affectation: He really does do this with his grocery lists. In other news, we have a fresh new tip about sour laundry/stinky clothes. Plus! Max called in with a hot hack that Andrew actually tried. Yes, we put in the work.
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Have you ever found yourself in a bad funk? But like….you ARE the funk? Or rather, your clothes are? Let’s talk to a listener who’s having a laundry stink situation and see what can be done.
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Are you a soap-directly-on-the-bod kind of gal? Maybe you’re a loofah gal? What’s a loofah, anyway? Today we’re back in the bathroom. Plus! Hanna’s Mom makes her most robust appearance yet.
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Greasy screens, grimy keyboards—what’s the best way to keep your devices looking less dingy? Plus, some vindication for Hanna and a cherry-picked podcast-specific question that really lets Andrew shine.
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Can you ever get the ghost of hundreds of butts out of a couch? What about just normal couch mess? And can a chore chart solve relationship troubs, or is this a deeper issue?
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Naomi Campbell brings cleanliness to a whole new level but does she have a steam cleaner? Hmm? PLUS! Are these plastic-free cleaning products really better?
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Your leftovers are all starting to taste the same. You’ve got Dry Erase stains on all of your sweaters. You’re a mess! This episode, we hear from you and try to help. Plus, some fantastic tips from listeners and a LOT of conversation about “shit seeds.”
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It's laundry day on Spotless! Hanna and Andrew field some questions from listeners about best washing machine practices and when it's time to finally wash your bed pillows. Plus, Andrew wakes-up to a bedroom situation not unlike the notorious Godfather scene.
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It’s summertime and the weather is fine, but your hot rod is looking like a hot mess. Let’s handle it!
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Find out—at last!!!—why the bottom ice tray never freezes as well. Plus, Andrew’s girlfriend has a really good tip for cleaning your bra. Get ready!
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Hats off to this episode! We talk about baseball caps, blankets, and the bliss of a fresh sheet of ice. Plus! The scene that started it all from a movie no one’s seen.
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Brace yourselves, babies, because there is some VISCERAL stuff in today’s episode! First, Andrew climbs into some trashcan talk after a listener's dirty bins started attracting vermin—but not before he tells a HARROWING tale of rat-related domestic terrorism.
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