What do you do when your stain just won’t go away? And maybe even gets…bigger? You call the Rug Doctor, duh.
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It’s weird that we give out cleaning supplies during sporting events, right? Like it’s objectively weird?
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Andrew’s attempts to repair the wax seal on his toilet offered him many unwanted cleaning opportunities this weekend. Plus, a friend of the show is dealing with something Hanna and Andrew didn’t even know was a thing: Stink bug poop.
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An industry insider reveals the cleaning habits of the ultrawealthy. Hanna and Andrew also help a listener with a stinky kitchen trash can. And a Scrub Jockey takes a nostalgic journey involving the sounds of summer.
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Uh-oh, Andrew did something TERRIBLE! Ok, it’s not that terrible, but we’ve all been there.
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Do rich people clean their own bongs? Or do they get someone to do that for them?
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What’s fancy when it comes to appliances or house tools or even just houses? And how do you keep your fancy things clean? And do your fancy pets help? That’s what we got into in this week’s episode.
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A question for the ages: HOW DO YOU GET SPAGHETTI OFF THE FLOOR??? Also, how do you get started with cleaning? Is it OK if you’re just…not tidy?
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Do your pets help (or “help”) with chores? And also, what if Andrew thinks he’s been using Nature’s Miracle all this time and he’s actually been duped?
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Hanna has an exciting new cleaning device in her bathroom! Plus, listeners check-in from all over Western Europe (coincidentally) with questions about fleas, painted doors, and how to work well with others.
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Unusual weather in Portland gives Hanna the opportunity to claim the moral high ground, which is her favorite kind of ground to claim. Meanwhile, Andrew’s newly renovated bathroom is giving him some new cleaning opportunities of his own, and the Scrub Jockeys call-in with all kinds of bathroom advice.
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You know that feeling when your white cat gets into the trash and it’s so cute but then you remember that you recently changed a printer cartridge because you’re one million years old and it was a magenta one and ummmmm maybe it’s still in there? In the trash? Yeah. That feeling.
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Andrew spent last week tackling something he dubbed “Murder Stain,” and he has a full report. And much to Hanna’s delight, the Scrub Jockeys filled up the Spotline with all kinds of helpful cleaning advice, including how to deal with raw sewage.
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Hanna has a visitor in her home who is creating quite a cleaning conundrum, but she’s loving it. Andrew is on a mission to find some soap he used over a decade ago. And we get a very helpful update on how to clean painted floors!
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Step into the confessional, my child. Today we hear a cleaning confession and a truly terrifying horror story. Spoiler: There’s some turd-talk.
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The downside of laundry detergent sheets? Once they get wet, they become one big sheet. Which isn’t really a sheet at all.
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Hanna and Andrew tryyyyy to help a listener clean her increasingly-dingy painted floors, but is it a lost cause? They also hear from an honest-to-gosh expert on the best way to clean a designer lumberjack.
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Hanna and Andrew have some Thanksgiving cleaning tips to keep you from spending the rest of the Holiday season doing dishes. We also hear from one listener with an absolute nightmare of a carpet stain and another who wants help cleaning his lumberjack. Yes, his lumberjack.
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Hanna offers some very practical advice to lovers interested in bringing a feather duster into the boudoir. Plus, a Scrub Jockey explains the concept of a “fish litter box” and how to keep your house from smelling like one. And Andrew gets some (unsatisfying) closure regarding the weird Dyson logo he saw the other day.
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Hanna is considering a big, post-fire-season project. Andrew watched someone clean a table this weekend and has some THOUGHTS. And is Dyson trolling us with a logo, or are we just missing the message?
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